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Futurama Porno Story: The End Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: The End Chapter 1

A/N: I know you all want me to put up the prologue for Evolution of Evil, but I have a bit of writers block for it. So, in order to get my creative juices flowing, Ive decided to do a few oneshots that Ive had in mind for a while. Mostly plot bunnies that Ive had that I cant seem to stretch out into longer stories.

This one popped into my head more recently than the others. It is inspired by JoeMerls beautifully dark fic Nobody Asked, which I recommend you all read if you havent already. After I read it, I just knew I had to write something dark myself, and this came to mind.

Disclaimer: Invader Zim and all related characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez.

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The End

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After three years, Earths end almost seemed anti-climatic. Most of humanity had simply stared in shock as the warships of the Irken Armada appeared in the skies over their cities; that shock had quickly turned to panic as the ships opened fire, raining destruction down on the planet, and drop ships landed, releasing armed Irken soldiers onto the streets.

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Futurama Porno Story: Horny THORNBERRYS AND FUTURAMA CROSSOVER Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Horny THORNBERRYS AND FUTURAMA CROSSOVER Chapter 1

The Thornberrys were in were there to visit an old Thornberrys were walking in the city.

Darwin:Finally some place civilized!

Eliza:This place is alright! Needs animals and jungles.

Darwin:Its better without at that so go inside.

Eliza:Um…ok! If you really want to go ,Dad,Darwin and i want to go inside this building.

Nigel:Why?

Eliza:It looks interesting.

Nigel:Ok we’ll come too.

Debbie:This is way better than some sweaty jungle.

Marianne:We’ll only be here until tommorow.

Debbie:Still cool!

They all went was a weird was a weird looking looked a fridge.

Marianne:This is a weird did you want to come in here?

Eliza: Darwin did!

Marianne:How do you know?

Eliza:Um…..i just knew!

Debbie:Im rest in nobody is in here anyways.

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Futurama Porno Story: Weird Fry Day Chapter Twenty one

Futurama Porno Story: Weird Fry Day Chapter Twenty one

Leela awoke refreshed
and alert on the third morning of the space voyage. She yawned,
stretched, and felt a stiffness in her muscles from her exercise
regimen of the previous day. Only one cure for that, she
thought, and slipped back into Frys gym shorts. Without bothering
to put on a shirt, she dropped to the floor, executed fifty flawless
push-ups, stood, and began to jog around the corridors of the new
ship. Its the first time Ive gone topless since switching
with Fry
, she mused. Its so strange.

She found Zapp on the
bridge, lounging in the captains seat, staring blankly at the
stars through bleary, half-closed eyes. The spaceman swiveled to
face her, and she felt an impulse to cover her chest that quickly
passed. Morning, Fry, he mumbled.

Morning, Zapp,
said Leela, running in place. You could use a shave, you know.

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Futurama Porno Story: Leela and Frys Highly first-ever Appointment Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Leela and Frys Highly first-ever Appointment Chapter 1

One day Leela and Fry were going to go out on a date. Fry was thinking where to go,

Fry decided to go to Chez Vinccenzo. When they got there they heard fancy music and a

robot waitress that greeted them in french. Fry tried to speak french and the robot looked

apalled. When the waitress threw them out Fry found out he had called the woman a jackass.

Fry found another restaurant, they found a place to sit and they ordered. Fry started to ply the

xyloflute for Leela, he played bad but she didn’t care. They got their food and started eating.

When they finished Fry walked Leela home and they kissed each other goodnight. but it

actually turned out to be a ten minute kiss. Leela went to her room and slept happily. The next

was Valentine’s Day. Fry bought Leela a Hummer 2 and Leela bought Fry a gold ring watch and

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Futurama Porno Story: Wedding and a Honeymoon Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Wedding and a Honeymoon Chapter 1

I don’t own the show Futurama, because if I did, it would still be more successful than the Critic

*Jay Sherman: Excuse me? Nothing could ever top my show, because everything else stinks.

Producer: Mr. Sherman? You’re on in three.

Jay: Oh, well, don’t criticize me, because you don’t get paid for it… that I may have to sue for.

You have my contact information.*

as I was saying, it would still be a very good show, almost as good as Homer with his donuts.

Anyway, I don’t own the show, any rights to go with it…blah… Please don’t sue me because I have no money anyway. At least, no more than two cents to speak of.

“_” : speaking

‘_’ : thinking

_ : off the wall crap

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Futurama Porno Story: Benders List Chapter 20

Futurama Porno Story: Benders List Chapter 20

As
the minion reached for his communication console, a red beam struck
the back of his head. He screamed briefly, fell limply over the
console, and died. Startled by this occurrence, Balalaika and
Krandok whipped out their cutlasses and looked suspiciously in all
directions. Krandok, noticing a movement at the entryway, snatched a
dagger from his belt and tossed it forcefully. Delta let go of her
pistol, stretched out her arm, caught the spinning blade, flipped it
around by the handle, and threw it even more forcefully toward
Krandok. The point of the dagger hit him squarely in the throat,
knocking him backwards in what would be the last fall of his life.

Leela,
Delta, and Foss emerged from their hiding place, laser pistols drawn.
Balalaika and Zapp, finding themselves outnumbered, dropped their
swords and put their hands in the air.

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Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 1,

Futurama Porn Story: Futurama BiNonsensical Man – Chapter 1,

Written by Andrew Kaiko

Guest-starring Robin Williams as the Head of Robin Williams, Kenneth
Quarkle, and various extras

Here’s my first fan fiction of a made-up episode in the animated television
show Futurama, from the same creator as The Simpsons. I do not own the
characters and all related subjects. All Futurama characters, names,
likenesses (ha ha! Likenesses! Heh heh h-h-heehhhh. Ahh. *AHEM!*) and
all other subjects are TM and Y FOX and it’s parent, affiliate and
subsidiary companies.

NOTE: To those die-hard Futurama-heads who take every little detail in the
show seriously, keep in mind that there may be some inconsistencies I
include by ACCIDENT, due to the fact that I am NOT as die-hard a Futurama
follower as I used to be. To give you an idea, I have seen all of Season
1, about half of Season 2, and sporadic numbers of episodes from the
following Seasons. Given that there were about 4 Seasons in all, please
tolerate any possible plot hole or weak point in my story, for they are due
to having not seen a crucial episode that contradicts those specific plot
points. PLEASE do not criticize me if there are points in the story that
contradict what was indicated in a particular episode, because I DO NOT
MEAN to make them! Thank you so much!

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Futurama Porn Story: The Love That Matters Forever – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: The Love That Matters Forever – Chapter 1

The Love That Matters Most

But as soon as he passed by the door of the balcony, he saw a shadow outside. What it his imagination? No one was there, except the Professor, so who would be here at this time of day? Slowly opening the door, he saw her. Turonga Leela. Staring out at the bright moonlight. Her face was pale, and looked like tears have been flowing through her cheeks. Fry was worried. It’s not like Leela to stay out on a cold night.

“Leela?” Fry asked.

Leela turned around to face her friend… with tears in her eyes. Fry could tell that something was wrong. But he changed the subject, quickly and suddenly. He walked up to her and felt her shoulders with his hands.

“Leela! You’re so cold!” Fry exclaimed as he quickly took off his jacket. He wrapped it around Leela, hoping that it would give her some warmth.

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Futurama Porno Story: A Bday Surprise – Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: A Bday Surprise – Chapter 1

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“Come on, buddy, I got a surprise for you!” said Bender, with his hands
over Fry’s eyes as he walks him over to the P.E. lounge.

“What is it? What is it!” yelled Fry, anxious to see what Bender was
talking about.

Bender removed his hands from Fry’s face. “SURPRISE!” yelled the entire
crew and other people Fry had seen before, and Fry stumbled backwards with
astonishment.

“God, look at all this stuff!” he said, staring at the colorful decorations
that were poorly put up, a few classic food dishes on the table, and music
playing. “This is so cool!” yelled Fry.

All the day through, they were all having fun and talking and doing fun
stuff. Bender had a drinking contest, Amy had a interesting, yet dangerous
virtual piata game – knocking out two people the crew didn’t know – and
Farnsworth had a, let’s just say he had a very flexible and cracking,
Twister game. All was enjoyable, for a good amount of time, until Zoidberg
ate all the food at the buffet, and there weren’t many items left in the
trash, for some reason either.

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Futurama Porno Story: A Entire Fresh World Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: A Entire Fresh World Chapter 1

A/N: Well, it seems Ive been pretty much dead to this site
lately, but Im back and with another Recess story! Yes, I do
plan on continuing with Mysteries but I think I will make this
particular story my number one priority right now. Yeah, you might be
thinking this is just another high school drama story, and well yes
youre partially correct. However, I feel the need to post this
story because theres so much going on in my life and my school
right now that I feel the need to write about it. Lol. So, yeah, this
story is basically a true story because Im gonna use it as my way
of venting about my current problems. BUT, I promise you it will be a
good story nonetheless, and probably my own personal favorite
hehehe. Well, heres chapter 1, any comments, suggestions, and
reviews are welcome, but please no flames! Thanks, and enjoy!

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