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Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Bender’s List – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I didnt cancel Futurama.

You dont want to have sex with me, said the alien woman flatly.

Not until Ive properly introduced myself, anyway, said the man, stroking her shoulder. My names Beau Hunter.

Its nice to meet you, Beau, said the woman with a hint of a smile, but trust me, you dont want to have sex with me.

Youre right, I dont, said Hunter as he pulled himself a bit closer. Not right here and right now, that is.

The alien woman sighed. All right, she said in defeat. Well go to your place.

In the dim light of Beau Hunters penthouse, the suave seducer made an unpleasant discovery. Hey, those are fake! Youre a man!

Wrong again, said the raven-haired alien with glee.

What the

We will return to Androgyny and the City after a message from our sponsor, Moms Friendly Robot Company, droned the announcer.

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Futurama Porn Story: Nibble my glossy metal Doh Chapter 5

Futurama Porn Story: Nibble my glossy metal Doh Chapter 5

Leela:ok guys we will be entering the nebula in about 15 mins.

Homer:*having drunk alot of beer and several other kinds of booze and still drinking* Wha?

Leela:we have 15 mins. befor we enter the nebula.

Homer:Oh *Resumes drinking*

*15 mins. later*

*Everyone is on the bridge and homer is still drinking*

Leela:Bender stop drinking we have to prepare for the horrors and mental trama that we are about to subject our selves to.

Homer:Oh ok-*scared and whinny* horrors and mental trama-*serious* hey wait what are we dilivering anyway!?

Leela:Some punk kids who a cleint ordered the clients name was fred something- I can’t remember.(A/n: I wonder who it could be hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………)

Homer:I see….

*the ship goes in and the nightmares start to be projected in there minds*

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Futurama Porn Story: Slurmdog Millionaire – Chapter 1

Futurama Porn Story: Slurmdog Millionaire – Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I dont own Futurama. The Hypnotoad does. All glory to the Hypnotoad

God, my head hurts, thought Fry. The only other time my head hurt this bad was the morning after I drank the fermented remains of a Horrible Gelatinous Blob. Actually, now that I recall that, my head doesnt hurt so much anymore.

The pain is a result of being knocked unconscious, uttered a gruff, yet familiar voice. Hopefully it will linger for a great while.

M-Morbo? said Fry, astonished and frightened.

His vision blurred but semi-reliable, he began to take stock of his whereabouts. A cold, dingy room with bare stone walls, a rat or two scampering on the ceiling, Morbo standing upside-down before him with an uncharacteristic smile on his face. On top of that, his blood was somehow rushing upwards and collecting in his head, as if drawn by reverse gravity.

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Futurama Porn Story: In Zoid We Trust Chapter 26

Futurama Porn Story: In Zoid We Trust Chapter 26

Amy stepped onto the
mostly bare tablet on which the column stood, and over which it cast
a long shadow. Theres only one mark on it, she observed,
pointing at the notch with her foot. Shouldnt there be twelve?
They do have twelve hours in a day like we do, right?

Theyre not quite
that sophisticated, said Zoidberg. When the shadow touches the
notch, its time for tea. And after tea, the fight.

Omigosh, said
Amy, measuring the distance between the shadow and the mark with her
toes. Thats onlyfour inches away!

I cant believe
youd approve of such a barbaric ritual, said Hermes.

We Decapods have
been observing this barbaric ritual for more than eighteen
years now, said Zoidberg, and you humans have practiced it as
recently as the year 2000 A.D.

2000 A.D.? said
Hermes incredulously. Where are you getting your information,
mon?

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Futurama Pornography Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter Two

Futurama Pornography Story: Yet Another Futurama Crossover – Chapter Two

It was a quiet day in the year 3003 in New New York. Everyone working at Planet Express was waking up for work. Turanga Leela, the Captain of the Planet Express Ship, was already hard at work, fixing up the ship for a day’s work. The delivery crew who’s job it was to deliver packages that were sent to Planet Express were Turanga Leela, Captain of the Ship, Phillip J. Fry, Delivery Boy, and Bender, Delivery Boy (Bot).

Leela was under the ship working on it. She turned one last bolt into place and came out from under the ship. Her face was smudged and her tools were all out of her tool box and scattered around the Planet Express Ship loading bay and her screw driver was no where to be found. Leela knew where that was. A couple nights before, Leela’s little, black, three eyed, Niblonian companion who she calls Nibbler, had gotten into her tool box. After that she couldn’t find her screw driver. She suspects that Nibbler, having the huge apetite he has, ate it, metal and all. She didn’t bother to dicipline him. He had been like that since Leela first met him on Vergon 6. She discovered his huge apetite when he managed to swallow all of the animals, which were bigger than him, that Her, Bender, and Fry had rescued off the planet before it exploded.

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Futurama Porno Story: The End Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: The End Chapter 1

A/N: I know you all want me to put up the prologue for Evolution of Evil, but I have a bit of writers block for it. So, in order to get my creative juices flowing, Ive decided to do a few oneshots that Ive had in mind for a while. Mostly plot bunnies that Ive had that I cant seem to stretch out into longer stories.

This one popped into my head more recently than the others. It is inspired by JoeMerls beautifully dark fic Nobody Asked, which I recommend you all read if you havent already. After I read it, I just knew I had to write something dark myself, and this came to mind.

Disclaimer: Invader Zim and all related characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez.

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The End

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After three years, Earths end almost seemed anti-climatic. Most of humanity had simply stared in shock as the warships of the Irken Armada appeared in the skies over their cities; that shock had quickly turned to panic as the ships opened fire, raining destruction down on the planet, and drop ships landed, releasing armed Irken soldiers onto the streets.

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Futurama Porno Story: Horny THORNBERRYS AND FUTURAMA CROSSOVER Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Horny THORNBERRYS AND FUTURAMA CROSSOVER Chapter 1

The Thornberrys were in were there to visit an old Thornberrys were walking in the city.

Darwin:Finally some place civilized!

Eliza:This place is alright! Needs animals and jungles.

Darwin:Its better without at that so go inside.

Eliza:Um…ok! If you really want to go ,Dad,Darwin and i want to go inside this building.

Nigel:Why?

Eliza:It looks interesting.

Nigel:Ok we’ll come too.

Debbie:This is way better than some sweaty jungle.

Marianne:We’ll only be here until tommorow.

Debbie:Still cool!

They all went was a weird was a weird looking looked a fridge.

Marianne:This is a weird did you want to come in here?

Eliza: Darwin did!

Marianne:How do you know?

Eliza:Um…..i just knew!

Debbie:Im rest in nobody is in here anyways.

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Futurama Porno Story: Weird Fry Day Chapter Twenty one

Futurama Porno Story: Weird Fry Day Chapter Twenty one

Leela awoke refreshed
and alert on the third morning of the space voyage. She yawned,
stretched, and felt a stiffness in her muscles from her exercise
regimen of the previous day. Only one cure for that, she
thought, and slipped back into Frys gym shorts. Without bothering
to put on a shirt, she dropped to the floor, executed fifty flawless
push-ups, stood, and began to jog around the corridors of the new
ship. Its the first time Ive gone topless since switching
with Fry
, she mused. Its so strange.

She found Zapp on the
bridge, lounging in the captains seat, staring blankly at the
stars through bleary, half-closed eyes. The spaceman swiveled to
face her, and she felt an impulse to cover her chest that quickly
passed. Morning, Fry, he mumbled.

Morning, Zapp,
said Leela, running in place. You could use a shave, you know.

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Futurama Porno Story: Leela and Frys Highly first-ever Appointment Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Leela and Frys Highly first-ever Appointment Chapter 1

One day Leela and Fry were going to go out on a date. Fry was thinking where to go,

Fry decided to go to Chez Vinccenzo. When they got there they heard fancy music and a

robot waitress that greeted them in french. Fry tried to speak french and the robot looked

apalled. When the waitress threw them out Fry found out he had called the woman a jackass.

Fry found another restaurant, they found a place to sit and they ordered. Fry started to ply the

xyloflute for Leela, he played bad but she didn’t care. They got their food and started eating.

When they finished Fry walked Leela home and they kissed each other goodnight. but it

actually turned out to be a ten minute kiss. Leela went to her room and slept happily. The next

was Valentine’s Day. Fry bought Leela a Hummer 2 and Leela bought Fry a gold ring watch and

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Futurama Porno Story: Wedding and a Honeymoon Chapter 1

Futurama Porno Story: Wedding and a Honeymoon Chapter 1

I don’t own the show Futurama, because if I did, it would still be more successful than the Critic

*Jay Sherman: Excuse me? Nothing could ever top my show, because everything else stinks.

Producer: Mr. Sherman? You’re on in three.

Jay: Oh, well, don’t criticize me, because you don’t get paid for it… that I may have to sue for.

You have my contact information.*

as I was saying, it would still be a very good show, almost as good as Homer with his donuts.

Anyway, I don’t own the show, any rights to go with it…blah… Please don’t sue me because I have no money anyway. At least, no more than two cents to speak of.

“_” : speaking

‘_’ : thinking

_ : off the wall crap

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