Porn from future: Leela and Amy Passion
“I like Brad and all but he seems to have hardly any passion. When we actually do do it, it seems like he’s finished when I’m just getting started,” Leela said.
“Guh! Men can be such pigs. Fortunately for you, I have just what you need,” Amy replied as she began rummaging through her purse.
“I already have enough toys, thank you very much. A good thing too or else I wouldn’t have gotten off in months.”
“Please! None of my toys would fit in my purse,” Amy snorted, “I’ve got something that will help put some zazz back into your sex life. Aha!” Amy said, pulling out a bottle of pills, “Here’s what you need.”
Curious, Leela reached over and took the bottle from Amy. “Glagnar’s Hot and Heavy? What’s this stuff do?”
“You mean you’ve never heard of it? Guh, you can be sooo 30th century sometimes, Leela. It’s the ultimate in aphrodisiacs. Your rub it on your skin and it secretes some junk through your pores so that anyone who touches you will be overcome with lust.”
“And it really works?” Leela said, unsure if anything like that could even be possible.
“Natch!” Amy replied, “I use it all the time. Well, when I’m dating someone. Obviously I don’t use it all the time. Can you imagine the trouble that could cause?”
“I’m still not so sure about this but I suppose it can’t hurt to try. It certainly can’t make things any worse. Brad’s supposed to be taking me out to a restaurant tonight but if this stuff works, it just might call for a chan (more…)











